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It's the Cannabis Candle ... a scented candle that smells like pot.

"Light it up" and infuse your apartment with the illegal scent of smoking marijuana. Any nosy neighbors or cops sniffing around the vacinity of your abode will have probable cause to get a search warrant - all because you blew $48.00 on a stupid scented candle. And if you actually do have pot in your possession when the cops come through the door, don't expect to keep it by using the "it was just my candle" excuse -- that won't fly.

If there is one smell that you don't want emanating from your home, it's the smell of a Schedule I controlled substance. How dumb. Of course, anyone who'd spend fifty bucks on a scented candle (with an estimated burn time of only 60 hours, no less) deserves to be locked up.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:February 23rd, 2009 07:56 pm (UTC)

What is legal definition of an "illegal scent", anyway?

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Seasoned lawyer would have a field day griling dumb cop over details how he/she smelled "illegal" stuff beyond of point of legal threshhold.
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